Oslen twins take sex and drugs way to far.

Olsen twins before they become 18 had most of male America dreaming of sex tapes with Paris Hilton fluffy them while Mike Tyson showed the twins some advance prison sex moves.

Howard Stern was screaming about how these girls were going to change the world, but we got nothing.


Nevertheless, the twins didn't totally let us down. Mary-Kate looks like scary little drugged-out sex toy that needs to be put into a rehab unit. Really these two little girls look like freaks of nature; I would really hate to be these girls. Their heads must be so screwy because they look like odd three foot ultra rich sex toys. Nobody takes these two little monsters seriously. I think ultra blogger dlisted has it right they need to find their pink unicorn friend and fly back to the strange planet.


Finally, Mary-Kate looks like she just left a cheap South central LA motel where she spent all night getting slammed by a team of club kids while they all snorted tons of speed. I think it is necessary to quote the queen of all rich little whores Paris Hilton "That's hot"



Happy new year Mary-Kate. I am sure you will continue to be a train wreck in 2007!